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*NEWEST STYLES !
~ The Peace Maker: Tie Dye Version as well as Pink/Brown on Red Oak Stain
~ BRAT ATTACK !

~BEACH BUM available in 4 different styles
~ Another Year , Another Spank … The Birthday Paddle
~ The Penalty Paddle and Keeping Score… for those football [...]

$28.00
Any “BRATS” in the house ? Maybe your needing to tame one or you’d like to announce that you are proud to be one..either way…

Need I say more ?

Measurements for this paddle is 5 1/2 x 12 1/2 and 3/8 inches thick

$28.00
Yet another version of The Peace Maker …a red oak stain makes a pretty backdrop for the pale pink and brown tones of the sign.

Measurements for this paddle is 5 1/2 x 12 1/2 and 3/8 inches thick

$28.00
The Peace Maker -Tie Dye Style !
Measurements for this paddle is 5 1/2 x 12 1/2 and 3/8 inches thick

$ 28.00
Make that special B-day spanking count !
Oh…. and one to grow on of course. No matter how many years
this paddle will stand the test of time.
Made of Birch Wood, it’s guaranteed not to break.
Measurements for this paddle is 5 1/2 x 12 1/2 and 3/8 [...]

It’s that time of year !
$32.00
Finally, my promise of a Football Paddle is delivered.
Better late than never right ? This side even has the feel of a football.
Yards are shown on the other. I’m so curious what the outcome of the looks of my bum will get from this one. A [...]

$32.00
From now until October 1st. this paddle is marked down, so don’t miss out. $27.00 !

Yes, spanking can be incorporated into football games. My bottom can attest to that ! Not knowing a thing about football, I was introduced and taught a thing or two with implements from Wood Paddles, a big [...]

$28.00
A sun kissed or spanking kissed bottom…? Who could tell ?
Measurements for this paddle are : 3 1/2 x 5 1/2 and 3/8 inches thick.

$28.00
I’ve mentioned my love of those summertime spankings and while preparing for the Florida Moonshine party it only seemed naturally that I add a Beach Theme to the mix. The featured pink bottom could be blamed on the sun instead of the results of naughty behavior. I won’t tell…;)
This paddle measures at [...]

$32.00

$28.00

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If I could transport my bottom to any place in the world to be spanked, well Paris would be just fine thank  you.
This paddle measures at 3 1/2  x  12  1/2 and is 3/8 inches thick.

$28.00
Vintage yet timeless.
Measurements for this paddle is 5 1/2 x 12 1/2 and 3/8 inches thick.
Also available in black.

$28.00
A new version of this paddle coming soon !

I think the title pretty much explains the purpose for this one…;)
Measurements for this paddle is 5 1/2 x 12 1/2 and 3/8 inches thick.

$28.00

$32.00
Bending over for the famous school swats might seem a little more appealing if it’s  administered with an “Argyle Style.”
This paddle measures at 3 1/2  x 15 1/2 and is 3/8 inches thick. It is also available on a solid  white or brown painted paddle.

$28.00 Not available at this time.

Guaranteed to apply a stingy and pink coat of color to your back porch.

The measurements for this paddle are 3 1/2 x 5  1/2 and 3/8 inches thick.

$28.00
The idea for this paddle seemed to jump in my my little head rather quick like. Not sure if it’s my  love of a pair of comfy but cute pair of blue jean shorts or my being referred to as Sassy.” Well I guess you could say this one is certainly “true to [...]

$28.00
Sometimes being sassy earns a “talking to.”

Also available on a white background w/pink handprint.
This paddle measures at 5 1/2 x 12 1/2 and is 3/8 inches thick.

$28.00