Welcome to Sassy Paddles.com

*NEWEST STYLES !

~ The Peace Maker: Tie Dye Version as well as Pink/Brown on Red Oak Stain

~ BRAT ATTACK !

~BEACH BUM available in 4 different styles

~ Another Year , Another Spank … The Birthday Paddle

~ The Penalty Paddle and Keeping Score… for those football fans

~ Official S.S.U. Paddle

“Amber Grey is a well known spanking model who has an undeniable skill in decorating and she has found a way to share that skill with others by custom designing paddles. There are many different styles and designs in her collection and she welcomes your own customized orders to further expand her collection.” American Spanking Society

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Hello, just lil’ ol’ me ~Amber~ giving you a big “welcome & thank you ” for stopping by. I’m excited to finally launch my own line of implements among the spanking community. There are without a doubt many other quality paddle products out there and I just could not help but add a bit of my creativity to the pot.

All of my paddles are made of Birch Wood and are guaranteed to never break. Trust my bottom on that note.

It wasn’t that hard thinking of a name for the site. I admit that some might consider “sassy” a good way to describe my disposition at times. Thus, Sassy Paddles was born.

Besides, it’s my opinion that if your chances for a trip over the knee are inevitable …might as well be spanked in style !

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* Beside each paddle photo there is a price and description of each item. This is the base price before shipping and handling.

* Custom design orders need to be well detailed and complete so that an accurate date of completion can be given.

* TO PLACE AN ORDER: Simply send me an email with a list of the products you want to buy. Once I receive your written order, I will send you an invoice along with my mailing address so that you can send in your payment (in the form of a money order or cashiers check). As soon as I receive your payment I will ship your paddle by USPS 2-3 day Priority mail.

To Order: Email – sassypaddles@yahoo.com

* Shipping and Handling is $5.00 for the first paddle. Add $2.00 per paddle up to three paddles per shipment. This price is for within the U.S.

* USPS Priority mail DISCREET packaging.

Mailing address to send payment will be sent by reply email.

~Happy Spanking & Thank you for shopping with Sassy Paddles

$28.00

Any “BRATS” in the house ? Maybe your needing to tame one or you’d like to announce that you are proud to be one..either way…

Need I say more ?

Measurements for this paddle is 5 1/2 x 12 1/2 and 3/8 inches thick

$28.00

Yet another version of The Peace Maker …a red oak stain makes a pretty backdrop for the pale pink and brown tones of the sign.

Measurements for this paddle is 5 1/2 x 12 1/2 and 3/8 inches thick

$28.00

The Peace Maker -Tie Dye Style !

Measurements for this paddle is 5 1/2 x 12 1/2 and 3/8 inches thick

Make that special B-day spanking count !

Oh…. and one to grow on of course. No matter how many years

this paddle will stand the test of time.

Made of Birch Wood, it’s guaranteed not to break.

Measurements for this paddle is 5 1/2 x 12 1/2 and 3/8 inches thick.

It’s that time of year !

$32.00

Finally, my promise of a Football Paddle is delivered.

Better late than never right ? This side even has the feel of a football.
Yards are shown on the other. I’m so curious what the outcome of the looks of my bum will get from this one. A test drive this upcoming fall or sooner (you know, just because) is bound to happen. I’ll be sure to share pics from that pending spanking.

Measures 3 1/2 x 15 1/2 and 3/8 inches thick. Know matter what the score, this paddle is guaranteed not to break !

From now until October 1st. this paddle is marked down, so don’t miss out. $27.00 !

Yes, spanking can be incorporated into football games. My bottom can attest to that ! Not knowing a thing about football, I was introduced and taught a thing or two with implements from Wood Paddles, a big fan of the Steelers.

Features Yard Lines on one side and “Penalty” on the other.

Measures: 3 1/2  x 15 1/2 and 3/8 inches thick.

$28.00

A sun kissed or spanking kissed bottom…? Who could tell ?

Measurements for this paddle are : 3 1/2 x 5 1/2 and 3/8 inches thick.

$28.00

I’ve mentioned my love of those summertime spankings and while preparing for the Florida Moonshine party it only seemed naturally that I add a Beach Theme to the mix. The featured pink bottom could be blamed on the sun instead of the results of naughty behavior. I won’t tell…;)

This paddle measures at 3 1/2  x  5 1/2 and is 3/8 inches thick.

If I could transport my bottom to any place in the world to be spanked, well Paris would be just fine thank  you.

This paddle measures at 3 1/2  x  12  1/2 and is 3/8 inches thick.

Vintage yet timeless.

Measurements for this paddle is 5 1/2 x 12 1/2 and 3/8 inches thick.

Also available in black.

A new version of this paddle coming soon !

I think the title pretty much explains the purpose for this one…;)

Measurements for this paddle is 5 1/2 x 12 1/2 and 3/8 inches thick.

$32.00

Bending over for the famous school swats might seem a little more appealing if it’s  administered with an “Argyle Style.”

This paddle measures at 3 1/2  x 15 1/2 and is 3/8 inches thick. It is also available on a solid  white or brown painted paddle.

Guaranteed to apply a stingy and pink coat of color to your back porch.

The measurements for this paddle are 3 1/2 x 5  1/2 and 3/8 inches thick.

The idea for this paddle seemed to jump in my my little head rather quick like. Not sure if it’s my  love of a pair of comfy but cute pair of blue jean shorts or my being referred to as Sassy.” Well I guess you could say this one is certainly “true to my heart” in more ways than one..

This paddle measures about 5 inches wide across the bottom, *pun intended and is 12 inches long, 3/8 in. thick.

Sometimes being sassy earns a “talking to.”

Also available on a white background w/pink handprint.

This paddle measures at 5 1/2 x 12 1/2 and is 3/8 inches thick.